Green Roof Puns

The main issue with green roofs is the preparation process.

Green roof puns.

There s not a lot of money needed for a soil based wall. Following on from last week s paint jokes this week s collection of one liners take the theme of construction jokes. Take me to your ladder. Awful d d jokes in a bar.

For all your exterior construction needs. See more ideas about roofing roofer jokes. What s the best way to charge a car battery. Even though roof top area is not very large they have created good seating arrangement.

With a credit card. Installing a vertical garden costs a couple of hundred dollars per square metre. Yell drinks on the house an elf a human and a dwarf go into a bar and order a beer. Nevertheless green roofs can be worth the hassle.

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If you need a roof we ve gotcha covered. You ll need to get waterproofing done and ensure that your project falls in line with your area s laws and regulations. The day the earth stood still. Protecting your home from damaging leaks.

Just a few tidbits of green humour environment energy politcal funnies to help green up your day. What did the california wind farm say when it met governor arnold schwarzenegger. How do you get a bar full of dwarves up on the roof. If you can put a ladder up to it we can put a roof on it.

Here are 5 examples of container homes that have beautiful green roofs. Dec 8 2012 what did the alien say to the roofer. A small green roof might only need an annual visit. We re big fans of yours.

As normal don t expect too much hilarity or originality always convinced myself that my friend wasn t taking things from local building sites but when i look back now the signs were there. Green energy giggles and jokes. Anything you like you can t make listen checks while raging.